The Rainbow Bridge

Once upon a time there were three men who heard a tale of the
fabled Rainbow Bridge. These three men had heard that if you
jumped off the bridge into the valley below, the you would land
in whatever you wished for during the fall. So these three men
travelled to the bridge. The first man stood at the side of the
bridge, jumped off, shouted 'billions of thousand dollar bills'
and he land in a huge pile of money. The second guy stood at
the side of the bridge, jumped off, shouted 'naked supermodels'
and he landed in the arms of hundreds of naked supermodels
(female and MALE). The third guy had no idea what to wish for.
He stood at the edge of the bridge for a long time, finally he
took a step forward, tripped, screamed 'shit' and landed...in a
pile of poo.