The racecar driver picked up a girl after a race, went home with her and took
her to bed. He fell asleep only to be awakened suddenly when she smacked him in
the face.
"What's the matter! Didn't I satisfy you when we screwed?" he asked.
"It was after you fell asleep that got you into trouble," said the angry
woman. "In your sleep, you felt my tits and mumbled, 'What perfect headlights'.
Then you felt my thighs and murmured, 'What a smooth finish'."
"What's wrong with that?" asked the driver.
The woman answered, "Nothing, but then you felt my p**sy and yelled, 'Who the
hell left the garage door open'?"
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