Robin drives the Batmobile

After a hard fought night against some bad guys, Batman and Robin return to the Batmobile. Before entering the Batmobile, Batman says he allows Robin to drive it. Excited, Robin gets in the car with Batman, and starts it up. He goes off at an amazing speed, shifting gears like a mad man, going from 2nd to 5th in a matter of seconds, drifting, all that kind of stuff. When they arrive at the Batcave, Batman jumps on Robin and starts making out with him. Robin pushes him off and asks "What the hell, Batman?! Why would you do that?!"; to which Batman responds:

"Oh please Robin, you and I both know that the Batmobile's gears are automatic..."

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