A man gets a promotion one day at work and decides to celebrate with his wife later on. They decide to go to a fancy restaurant they had never been to before.
They get seated and are shown the drinks menu.
The waiter says to them "we are known for our drinks that we name after celebrities, such as the Emma Watson, a perfectly mixed well balanced drink, or the Charlie Sheen, made with perfection and tiger blood" as they are speaking, a waiter walks in with a bottle of vodka, some orange juice, and rum all balanced on a platter. He then precedes to violently smash each bottle on the table and then walks away. "What the hell was that?" Asks the man "well" says the waiter "that would be the Princess Diana"
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