Little Johnny Joke

Little Johnny once got into a bus and sat right next to the bus driver. As the bus moved along he started to sing: "If my mom was a female elephant and my dad was an elephant then id be a baby elephant... If my dad was a tiger and my mom was a tigress then id be a tiger cub..." and so on. Soon the bus driver who was extremely irritated shouted "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a whore?" and johhny replied "Id be a bus driver"

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