An old lady walks into a store in Greece, and picks up a small slice of Feta cheese.
She goes up to the clerk, and puts 1 Euro on the counter to pay for it.
"Ma'am, Euros are useless. Your right hand would be worth more."
She then reaches into her great big handbag, and pulls out a hatchet.
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