The poor man asks the rich man what he got his wife for Christmas. The rich man replies "I got her a diamond necklace and and lamborghini." The poor man asks, "why did you get her a diamond necklace and a lamborghini?" The richan replies, "so if she doesn't like the necklace, she can drive her new lamborghini to the store and exchange it for one she does like." Then the rich man asks the poor man what he got his wife for Christmas. The poor man replies, "I got her a pair of socks and a dildo." The rich man asks, "why did you get her a pair of socks and a dildo?" The poor man replies, "so if she doesn't like the socks, she can go fuck herself."
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