The Pope gets into his limousine and his driver asks him where he wants to go just like any other day.
The Pope replies: "Today I want to drive. You're always driving me and I never got to drive in my life. Let me drive."
The driver then replies, "But your holiness, I can take you anywhere you tell me.."
The Pope still determined to drive says "It's ok, you get in the back and I'll drive this time."
The Pope buckles up and never have drove before, he's putting the pedal to the metal, running red lights and having a good time.
A Sheriff pulls him over for his wreck less driving. The Pope heard about how to react when getting pulling over, so he put both hands on the wheel etc.
As the Sheriff walks up to the driver seat of the limousine, he's shocked to see the Pope.
"Is it really you?!?!"
The Pope replies "Yes it's me."
The Sheriff, still astonished, goes back to his squad car. He gets on dispatch and explains the situation. His supervisor gets on and says
"I don't care if it's the president of the United States! Give him a ticket!"
The deputy replies "But sir, if the pope is driving, than it's either God or Jesus in the back!"
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