as he rounds the corner of a crowded intersection he spies a young man sitting on the curb, smoking.
Sensing a good photo-op he calls the cavalcade to a stop, steps out of the Pope-Mobile, walks over to the youth, sits down and says, "My boy, aren't you a bit young to be smoking?"
The boy, with a smug look, puts out the cigarette butt, turns to the Pope and replies, "Fuck you."
As the crowd gasps and camera flashes go off the Pope calls for calm and gently replies.
"Dearest child. I am Pope Francis. Head of The Roman Catholic Church, spiritual leader of millions worldwide, God's direct conduit to Earth. So, no my son, FUCK YOU."
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