The Pope was interviewed and asked for his opinion on abortion.
"I'm all for it!" Said the Pope, breaking with centuries of Catholic tradition.
"Really?" Asked the interviewer shocked.
"More abortions means less hush money I've got to pay out to keep the parents quiet when one of my Priests tries to fuck their Kids!"
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