... and he says, "Your Eminence, I have some good news and some bad news."
The Pope, of course, is an optimistic fellow, so he says, "I'll have the good news first."
The Cardinal tells him, "It seems that Jesus Christ has returned. He's on the phone and he wants to speak to you."
The Pope, of course, is elated. He says, "There can be no bad news on a day like this, but go ahead: what's the bad news?"
And the Cardinal tells him, "He's calling from Salt Lake City."
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