Next time your in class bored out of your tree....
1. Say out loud "Does anyone have any grey poupon?"
2. Make animal noises
3. Sit on your desk and put your books on your chair. Try to
work like this.
4. Answer the teachers questions with questions.
5. Hide under your desk and say in a panicked voice "They're
coming!! Everyone hide". See how many people hide with you.
6. Flip over your chair and sit on it like that for the whole
class.
7. Carefully put small things (like pieces of paper) on the
person in front of you's head without them noticing.
8. Pull up your shirt and play a well known drum cadence on your
stomach.
9. Pretend someone shot you, fall on the floor and don't get up
again till class is over.
10. Fake a really loud sneeze. Keep doing this over and over
again for about five minutes.
11. Come to class high or drunk.
12. Fall out of your seat every few minutes and knock your
books, as well as the person next to you's books on the floor
too as you fall.
13. Walk into class wearing all your clothes backwards, even
wear your bookbag in front of you.
14. Make sock puppets and make them talk to each other. Answer
the teachers questions with them too.
15. Flap your pencil in front of your face, say "hey look!
Rubber pencil!", and act like it was the coolest thing you've
ever seen.
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