The piggy bank

Wife and husband fight over something, and it finally comes to an end.

Wife: I feel bad fighting like this - so I've decided. Every time we fight, I'm gonna put a dollar in this piggy bank.

Husband- Yeah, you're right. I too have decided. Every time we fight, I'm gonna spend a dollar from it.

Wife-

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