A Rabbi is giving a eulogy...

And it comes to the point in the service where he is supposed to extol the virtues of the deceased.

Rabbi: "Alas, I did not know this man, I am new here. Would anyone care to speak on his behalf?"

Silence through the crowd.

A voice from the back calls out:

"His brother was worse!"

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