A man came home from work early from his job in the pickle factory. His wife asks him whats wrong and he says "honey, i got fired today".
"For what?" his wife asked.
"for sticking my dick in the pickle slicer."
"Oh my god are you ok?"
"yea im fine."
"thank god... so what happened to the pickle slicer?"
"oh, she got fired too."
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