I will never forget the last thing my grandma said to me right before she died on her death bed in the hospital?

A Mean Drunk

Two men are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State...

A string walks...

The bartender says: Get out Strang! We dun serve yer kind hurr! So the...

What's fatter...

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So I started...

after a little while she said, sex, sex, sex, free, sex for you. Her friend...

What is the fear...

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Track

Yo Momma is so dumb that when you told her you whanted to join track she...

how much can you...

a woman with her daughter were chatting when the grandmother came in. The...

What do elephants...

What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !

What is a...

Tripod, because they have an extra leg..

How many Tenors...

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.