A man walks into a bar, he sees a very small man, no more than one foot high, sitting at the piano and playing some of the most beautiful music he had ever heard. Quite impressed, and more than a little curious, the man walks up to the bar tender and asks where this strange man came from.
"Oh, there's this magic lamp in the antique store across the street, the genie inside granted me one wish" replied the bar tender.
So the man walks across the street and finds the lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie comes out.
"I will grant you one wish," says the genie, "choose wisely."
The man not truly expecting to find a genie quickly says "Uh, I dunno how about a thousand bucks?"
"It is done" replies the genie and he disappears back into the lamp. The man not understanding what happened to his wish walks back across the street disappointed. Upon entering the bar he sees a thousand ducks flying around in the bar. The man walks up to the bar tender and says "You know your genie there has some really bad hearing."
"I know," replies the bar tender "do you really think I wanted a 12 inch pianist?"
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