Three astronauts are going to space, one German, one Japanese, and one Chinese. They are each allowed to bring 60 kg of one thing.
The German astronaut loves beer, so he brings 60 kg of his favorite beer.
The Japanese astronaut loves women, so he brings a beautiful women who weighs 60 kg.
The Chinese astronaut loves cigarettes, so he brings 60 kg of cigarettes.
One year later, the astronauts return from space and are being interviewed. The reporter asks them, "How did you like it in space?" The German replies, "Look at my belly! I drank so much beer, it was great!"
The Japanese man says, "Look, I have had a son while in space with this beautiful woman!"
The Chinese man says, "it was horrible. I forgot to bring a lighter!"
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