NSFW Little johnny is playing in his brothers room when...

he hears a rap song his brother is playing. The rap song says "pimps and hoes", and little johnny asks his brother what that means. His brother in a panic says "it means ladies and gentlemen!" His brother decides to turn off the music, but before he could hit the button the song continues on to say "dicks and pussies" little Johnny again curious asks his older brother what this means, and his brother replies, "coats and hats!"
He kicks Johnny out of his room and Johnny passes his dad in the bathroom shaving. He goes in, and right before he can tell his dad about what he had learned his dad cuts himself shaving and screams, "SHIT" and without hesitation little Johnny asks, "what does that mean?" His dad startled by him being there says "shaving cream Johnny. Now go find your mom!" And shuts the door.
Johnny goes into the kitchen where his mom is stuffing a turkey for a family dinner they are having. During the process she gets her hand stuck in the turkey and screams, "FUCK!", little johnny again curious asks, "whats that mean?", she turns around embarrassed and said "stuffing Johnny!" Now go and play with your toys.
About half an hour goes by and little Johnnies grandparents come by! They ring the door bell and Johnny answers invitimg his grandparents in. As they walk in, little Johnny is more then proud to show off all of what he learned!!
"Welcome pimps and hoes, please put your dicks and pussies on the the coat rack!"
His grandparents gasp at what he says and scream, "where are your parents!?!?"
To which he replies, "my dads in the bathroom shaving shit off his face, and my moms in the kitchen fucking a turkey!"