Three men die and go up to the gates of Heaven. God comes out and says there is only place for 1 person right now so he will judge and whoever had the worst death gets in.
The first person starts and says "Well I suspected my wife of cheating on me, so I came home early and walked into the bedroom and she was lying naked in bed; I looked all around the apartment for the guy, but couldn't find him, I went out onto the balcony and there he was hanging off the edge, so I got really mad, pushed the fridge out and over the balcony, killing the man sleeping with my wife, and accidentally lost my balance, fell off with it and died."
"That's quite bad" says God.
The second guy says "I was walking around in a day-dream and before I realised, I walked too far, and fell off my balcony, luckily I grabbed the balcony below, then this lunatic comes out and throws a fridge on me!"
"That's a terrible way to die!" Says God, so then he asks the third guy:
"Picture this, God, you're standing naked in a fridge...."
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