The square was packed with people, wagons, vendor's stalls, children and farm animals.
Suddenly, a large bull bellowed loudly and broke loose from it's enclosure. It began rampaging through the crowd, knocking over stalls, running down people, goring anyone who got in it's way. People started screaming and stampeding everywhere.
One of the condemned men turned to the other and said, "I say - it's a good thing we're not down there, eh?"
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