Here I sit watching the tube,
But all I can think about is the girl w/ big boobs,
She came over and laid on my bed,
And what do you know? she gave me some head,
She pulled down my pants and marvled at the size,
So then I stuck it in-between her thighs,
Back and forth, up and down,
Thats when my gizz almost made her drown,
Louder and louder she began to shriek,
Thats when I knew she was hitting her peak,
After that we began to rest,
So I stuck my head in her breasts,
As I got up she began to say,
Lets do it again but this time my way!
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