The Panda and Robin Williams

A panda walks into a bar. On the bar is an old brass lamp, the kind people put genies in. There is only one patron, and on the bar in front of him is a 12 inch tall man playing a tiny piano. The bartender is tending bar, but the panda notices a huge penis growing out of his elbow, flopping around as he works. The panda picks up the lamp. "Whoa, slow down there buddy," says the bartender,"this genie is kind of a jerk. My friend here didn't enunciate well and now he has a 12 inch pianist. I tried to ask for a big dick, and i got one all right. On my damn elbow!"
The panda glowered. "Huh, i'd like to meet this asshole genie!" and rubbed the lamp. POOF! Out popped a big blue genie. "Hey!" said the panda,"You're Robin Williams from Aladdin!" Robin replied "Thats right, and you're a giant panda! You ever eat at panda express? Express yourself!" And continued on to cover 30 different topics in various voices in a 5 minute stream-of-consciousness monologue. "Shut the fuck up!" said the panda. "What's the big idea, screwing up these guys wishes? This poor jerk-off has a dick growing out of his arm!" Robin looked sheepish. "Come on, man. This is just something i do to amuse myself. I'm not hurting anybody." The panda was angry."Don't you know what it's like to really want something, only to lose it? These guys will never get another chance to have a big dick!" He stuck a gun right in Robin's face. "I'm a panda, look it up! Normally if I said that, you would be dead already. But I haven't eaten yet. So i got a new joke, asshole. Give me your wallet!" Robin gave it quickly. "You know what I am now? Robbin' Williams! Get it?" Robin shrugged. The panda became even angrier. "I want to shoot you so bad, my dick is hard. You can't tell because panda dicks are small and I have a lot of fur down there. But I know a better way to teach you a lesson. Don't move!" The panda left and came back with another genie lamp. "Rub it!" Robin rubbed it and POOF, a genie appeared. Something seemed to be wrong with the genie, he had a dent in his head and his eyes didn't focus. "Go ahead asshole, wish away," said the panda. "Let's see if you will be the only one here with a big dick!" "Ok", said Robin, grimacing. "I wish I was well-hung."
And now you know