On the first train ride she engineers, things seem to be going smoothly. All of a sudden, the passengers feel an incredibly abrupt jerk as the train swerves off the rails, onto some grass, threatens to flip over to its side, chaotic bumpiness... but then corrects itself back onto the tracks.
Who is to blame? Our beloved blonde, of course.
Back at the station, the blonde's manager walks up to her and lets her have it...
"What do you think you were doing?! I'm getting so many passenger complaints right now!!"
The blonde replies, "Sir, there was a guy on the tracks!"
"SO WHAT? You're gonna run off the tracks for the sake of a single person while risking the lives of 500 passengers? You should've just let the bastard eat the dust!"
"Well, that's the thing, sir... He stepped off, and I had to run off the tracks to get him!"
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