The other day I woke up my wife by teabagging her and she vowed revenge. So this morning she tried to wake me up by spreading her piss-flaps and sitting on my face, but I woke up and punched her in the clitoris.
Crying, she screamed, "What the fuck did you do that for?!"
"I was still half asleep!" I replied, "I though the Predator was trying to kiss me!"
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