The other day I went to a local spa...

And I was reading through the list of different treatments available when I came across a "Mystical pampering". I asked the receptionist what it was, and they told me that it was a treatment with a hidden meaning behind it, one that would help me with my life. I thought about it and said, "Sure, why not?"

When I went for the treatment, a nice lady asked me to sit in a chair, before she would rub my back and to do all the other spa stuff. After a few minutes, she started whispering things in my ear, but I couldn't quite make out what she was saying. About an hour passed and the treatment was over. I said thank you and left, but I felt confused and as if I hadn't gained any meaning from the experience.

I don't think she got the massage across...

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