How do you know when you're REALLY ugly?Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?Say, "Nice dick."How do you know you're leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?Because they have cotton balls.Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day.What do single guys have? Palm SundayWhy is being in the military like a blowjob?The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?Miracle Whip.What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?A bingo machine.What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?The porcupine has pricks on the outside.What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?"Are you sure it's mine?"
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