I was walking past a mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting ,"13....13....13"
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.
Some bastard poked me in the eye with a stick.
Then they all started shouting "14....14....14"...
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