So, this couple are going at it. Clothes have been stripped and they're climbing into bed. The woman stops and makes a request.
"We can have sex, but first you must get beer and cigarettes from the gas station... NAKED," she says.
The man debates it for a bit but then decides to play along.
He heads down to the gas station, walks in grabs some beer and cigarettes and pays for them. The store clerk barely reacts.
As the man is heading back, he sees three of his friends heading in his direction. Panicking, he climbs a nearby tree and positions himself face down.
As the three friends approach the tree, one of them looks up and says "Hey guys, check it out! It's a magic vine!" The other two friends stare in confusion, so the first one explains.
"It's a magic vine! You tug on it three times and it grants your wish. Here, I'll show you."
The first friend walks up and tugs on the vine three times. The man in the tree squirms and drops the six pack of beer.
"Sweet! See?"
The next friend walks up and gives three tugs. The man in the tree flinches and drops the cigarettes.
"Awesome! I just ran out."
The third friend walks up and give three big tugs.
ONE
TWO
THREE
"Just what I wanted! Hand lotion!"
^yeah, ^I ^was ^*that* ^kid
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