The old turkey hunter

There was an old turkey hunter, every year he went on a long hunting trip out of town, and every year the old man brought his wife back a gift.

As the old man drove home he came across an old country store. So he decided to go in and find his wife a gift.

As the old man browsed through the store he came to a large assortment of nuts, so the old man looked to the young clerk and asked "how much is a pound of walnuts", the young clerk replied "they are 7.95". "Jesus Christ good gracious" the old man said, then he looked and said, "what about a pound of your pecans"?

The young clerk said " they are 7.24 sir", "son of a bitch, how the hell" the old man exclaimed. Finally the old man found a plain old bag of goobernuts and he asked the clerk, "ok how much are the goobernuts", the clerk said "they are 4.94".

The old man shaking his head scooped himself a pound of goober nuts and took them up to the register, although the old man had done nothing but complain he said to the young clerk, " I just want to thank you young man, I appreciate how kind you have been. I know that I have a very strange voice and often times people tend to mock me."

The young clerk merely shook his head " no I want to thank you sir, most people tend to treat me different because of my long and Bulbous nose."

The old man squinted looking at the young clerk.. "you node that's your nose??, fuck me I thought it was your dick your nuts were so freakin high"


"Much funnier when you do the old mans voice in all reality"