The old rooster and the young

The old rooster was walking around on the farm. He saw that the farmer bought a new younger rooster. The old rooster knows this was bad news. On his old age this rooster was not able to impregnate the chickens on the farm, and now the younger rooster is taking over this job. This means soon the farmer would kill and eat him.

So the old rooster walks to the younger to make a deal. "Can you help me" asked the old rooster. "Yes i can" told the young rooster". The old rooster start to explain his plan " in the morning the farmer is always eating his bread in front of the house. As he is eating we run around the house. As we run you need to run slower as me, so the farmer thinks im still stronger as you and he is not gona kill me."

The next morning the farmer was sitting in the front of his house eating his bread. He saw the roosters run, the old first and the younger close after him. After a minute the roosters runned by again, the old on front and the young close behind him. This happend a few more times.

The farmer graped his gun and shot the young rooster. He take his body to the kitchen. Suprised his wife asks "why did you shoot the young rooster, the old one was less active in impregnating chickens". The farmer looked to his wife and told her "first i thought the same as you, but this morning i saw the old rooster run like a scared deer, behind him the young rooster almost as fast. It think this younger most be gay"

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