Appetite

A woman asks her husband, "Would you like bacon and eggs for your breakfast?"


He declines, saying, "It's the Viagra. It's really taken the edge off my appetite."


At lunchtime, she asks if he would like something. "How about a bowl of homemade soup or a cheese sandwich, perhaps?" she inquires.


He declines. "It's the Viagra," he says. "It really takes away my desire for food."


Dinner time comes around, she asks again if he'd like anything to eat, "A microwave pizza would only take a couple of minutes. Would you like some?"


He says, "Nah, I'm still not hungry."


So she says, "Well in that case, would you mind getting off me? I'm starving!"


Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by yisman and Curtis