It's been 35 years that he's worked in the same area. He was well loved in the neighbourhood, so the people who knew him and loved him decided to surprise him on his last day. At one house, the whole family was waiting for him and they give the old mailman a huge gift bag. At another house, they give him a box of outstanding cigars. At the third house, he gets a lovely fishing rod (since they know he's a passionate fisherman). And so on.
At one house, a gorgeous young blonde housewife is waiting for him wearing very sexy lingerie. She takes the mailman's hand with a smile, guides him to her bedroom and they make love. It's truly the most passionate sex the mailman has ever had in his whole life.
After some rest, the woman goes out to the kitchen and prepares the mailman an amazing breakfast. While eating, the mailman notices a $20 bank note under his coffee cup.
'Listen,' says the mailman. 'What you gave me today is so wonderful that I can't even put it in words. But I'd like to ask, why do I get $20?'
'Last night I told my husband today was gonna be your last day,' answers the beautiful housewife. 'And I asked him what to give you. His answer was: "Fuck that guy... give him $20!". The breakfast was my idea, though!'
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