There was a college professor who liked to tell "dirty" stories during lectures. A group of annoyed female students decided that the next time he started to tell one, they would all rise and leave the room in protest. The professor, however, got wind of their scheme just before class the following day, so he thought of a plan.
Halfway through the next lecture, he began his dirty story;
"They say there is quite a shortage of prostitutes in France."
The girls looked at one another, got up and started for the door.
"Slow down ladies," said the professor with a smirk, "the next plane doesn't leave till tomorrow afternoon."
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