I went to the bar with my girlfriend of 2years...

When we got there their was a guy being very drunk and she kept looking over at him. I asked her if she knew the man and she said thats her ex husband, Hes been like that ever since she broke up with him 5years ago. And then i said Holy shit hes been celebrating for that long.

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