There once was a New Zealand man named Hughe. Now in New Zealand, most of the people lived in quaint houses with decks. The first thing you notice when you go to someone's deck, because they were always right in front of the house. Now Hughe's deck was the biggest deck in the county. The wood used to build Hughe's deck was ebony, a black, hard, and rare type of wood. This combined with Hughe's secret sealant that he applied to his deck made his deck the smoothest and nicest feeling deck in all of New Zealand. Hughe's county had many children, and since Hughe was a benevolent man, he'd let them play on his deck. Hughe's deck that is. Hughe's deck earned him multiple awards, including: Best deck, Biggest deck, Best Maintained deck, and many more. After Hughe's passing this late November, his house will be converted into a monument in tribute to this amazing man for his dedication to his deck. Hughe's deck, that is.
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