Anniversary card

A husband went to a hallmark specialty store to find an anniversary card for his wife. They were celebrating there 30th year together.
The husband went to the aisle where the cards were and picked one up read it then put it away and picked another one up read it and put it away, he did this for a while and a employee of the store noticed and she went up and asked him
"Need any help?"
He replied "No, I'm fine."
She said "your unusual you know, most guys will just come in here and find the aisle that says 'anniversary' and 'wife' and grab the first one and go without looking at it. But you seem to be taking your time and reading over them carefully. You must really love your wife."
The husband looked at her and then said "I'm just trying to find one that says 'you ruined my F***ing life you b****'!"




-my dad told me this minus the punch line, he actually was confronted by an employee and she told him he was unusual. The rest of the story is my own creation. My dad is happily married for 30 years!-