Johnny was playing on the sidewalk while his two neighbors watched. The neighbor on the right told him "step on a crack, break your mom's back." Johnny laughed, and stepped on a crack to prove him wrong. Suddenly, a scream could be heard from inside the house. His mom's back broke! The neighbor told Johnny again, "step on a line, break your dad's spine." Johnny, not believing it would happen again, stepped on a line, and the neighbor on the right cried out in pain.
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