~Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.~
~I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.~
~I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.~
~I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.~
~Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...~
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