He got in a room with a girl and just stared. The girl asked "Have you ever had sex before?"
"Nope."
"Go back up the mountain and get some experience."
"How do i do that?"
"Find something with a hole in it and put your dick in there. Come back when you know what you're doing."
So he trudged back up the mountain til he noticed a tree with a knothole in it. He pulled down his britches and went to work.
A few days later he came back. "Ok, I know what I'm doing now.
"Great." said the hooker, and started undressing.
"Turn around first" said the man. He pulled out a big, heavy stick and gave her a couple hard whacks.
"What the hell is wrong with you?" she said.
"What? I'm checking for bees!"
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