So there was this fuckboy who had sex like 15 times a week and got bored of it all and was talking to his friend how boring normal sex got and his friend told him about a woman who would give an amazing blowjob and sing lullaby at the same time, the fuckboy got interested and he met the nun.
The church was dark, he couldn't even see how woman looked clearly but the blowjob was amazing, he had never felt so good before and the sweet sound of lullaby made it even better! However, he couldn't help himself and wonder how was it possible to do such thing. The following day he bugged his friend to tell him how the woman could do it. His friend told him that he didn't need to know and it wasn't important etc., but the fuckboy didn't stop and after bugging him enough, he and his friend went to the same church, the moment the fuckboy entered the church dread filled his body as he saw a woman with an eyepatch smiling.
Sorry for the poor writing but just wanted to share a joke.
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