A man wants to buy some condoms and goes to shop for them. The salesgirl asks
him, 'May I hold your penis for size?'. After he does so, she then turns to the
assistant and says, 'Give me a small. No, wait. Give me a medium. No, wait. Give
me a large. give me a tissue!'
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