The moose cock joke...

It's a hot and humid day in mid-August.


Two hikers have just finished a 5 mile trek up a mountain. They're exhausted and near starving by the time they reach the top, so they decide to set up camp and start cooking themselves a few burgers to eat.


While one hiker is flipping the burgers, the other notices a shaggy-haired individual emerge from the trees and start to walk over. The two hikers, alarmed by his distraught appearance, watch him as he approaches.


As it turns out, the man has been lost up on top of the mountain for weeks. Surviving off berries, small streams, and whatever odd edible things he can find. So, naturally, this man asks the two hikers' for one of their burgers.


The two hikers look at each other, look back at the shaggy mountain man, and refuse. They have been hiking for hours without food, you see, and are very hungry.


The shaggy mountain man is desperate, and refuses to take no for an answer. So he comes up with this. He offers the two hikers to play a game for one of the burgers. If he wins, he gets one of the delicious burgers. If he loses, he walks away and they never see him again. The game is 20 Questions.


The two hikers turn to the side to discuss it.

"Okay, let's just come up with something this guy will never guess in a million years."

"Yeah fine, but like what?"

"How about... moose cock?"

"Wow, good for you. Yeah okay. Lets do it."


So the turn hikers go back to the shaggy mountain man and say they are ready to play the game.

"Alright fellas. First rule of 20 Questions," the mountain man asks, "Can you eat it?"

The two hikers look at each other in amusement. "Uhh, yeah, yeah, I guess you can eat it," says one of the hikers.

The mountain man takes a big deep breathe and pauses for some time. Then finally, in one exhausted breathe, he replies, .....

"Is it moose cock?!"

The shaggy mountain then enjoyed his juicy burger while the two hikers stood in disbelief.

And that, my friends, is the moose cock joke.