The Milk Cow

There once was a family that owned a milk cow. This milk cow was quite amazing, because with all of the extra milk the cow produced the family was able to sell all of the excess and live quite well.

One day, the father of the family went outside to milk the cow. But something was wrong, it was dead. The father panicked realizing he had just lost his best source of income. With his poor coping skills, he decided to kill himself.

The mother of the house was worried that her husband was out in the bar for so long, so she decided to check in on him. As would be expected, she found him hanging from the rafters in the barn. Now, she really had something to be upset about, and she to killed herself.

Later that day, the eldest son of the family came out to the barn, and found his mother and father dead. He was quite upset. But then he saw something, a leprechaun. Not just any leprechaun, a female leprechaun.

The leprechaun said to the son, "Oh boy, it looks like your having a bad day!"

"No shit..." Said the son.

"What if I were to tell you I could help you... Ah, just listen. If you are able to make love to me 10 times in a row with out stopping, I will bring everyone back to life, even the milk cow. But If you can't, I'll kill you," Said the leprechaun.

The son stood there for a moment, and then he said "Well, I was going to kill my self, so I guess I will give it a shot."

He didn't make it, after three times he fell asleep, and didn't wake up.

The middle son of the family came outside, and found his dead family, as well as the leprechaun.

The leprechaun, said to him, "Ah, It looks like your having a bad day. I will tell you what, if you can make love to me ten times in a row, without stopping, I will bring everyone back to life, even the milk cow, If you can't, I will kill you."

The middle son said, "Sure, why not! I haven't been laid for quite a while."

The middle son made it about six times in a row, but was unable to continue.

Soon enough, the youngest son came outside, and found that everyone in his family was dead. He also found the leprechaun.

She offered him the same as his brothers.

And he said, " But what if I can fuck you fifteen times in a row?"

The leprechaun was shocked, she wasn't used to being asked questions. And then she said, " I will bring all of your family back to life, as well as the milk cow, and where your tiny hovel is, will be a new mansion!"

Then the son said, "What if I can fuck you... twenty times in a rows?"

The leprechaun laughed at the ludicrous idea and said. "Then I will throw in my pot of gold"

The son said to her, "But, what is going to keep you from dying after I fuck you twenty time in a row?"

"Why do you ask me that"" Said the leprechaun.

And then the son said, "The milk cow did."