One day two blondes walk into a bar. They go up to the bar tender, order somes drinks and then go to a table and celebrating and chanting, "51 days,51 days,51 days!" A couple seconds later two more blondes walk in, order drinks, and go to the same table as the other blondes and start chanting, "51 days,51 days,51 days!" Then another blonde walks in and goes up to the bar. The bar tender notices a picture frame in her hand. She gets her drink and goes to the same table, sets the picture in the middle of the table and starts chanting "51 days." The bar tender was so curious what they were doing so he went over and saw a puzzle in the picture frame on the table. Finally, he asked the blonde, "What are you guys celebrating and why are you chanting 51?"
The blonde replied, "Well, we all put this puzzle together and on the box it said 2 to 4 years but we put it together in 51 days!"
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