A Man walks into a bar, who has an orange for a head. He walks up the bar and asks for a drink. The man next to him, looking at him strangly asks "Why do you have an orange for a head?", the man with the orange head replies "It's a long story..." and continues to tell it.
"It was about three years ago, when i was walking through a desert, i came across this lamp. I rubbed it, jokingly, when an actual genie popped out. The genie informed me i had three wishes, and to use them wisely." The man is staring in disbeliefe at this point..."go on"
"My first wish was what anyone else would wish for, unlimited wealth. I'm talking suitcases full of money, a mansion, nice car and i never want to have to work again." The genie snapped his fingers, and suitcases upon suitcases of money surround him. "What shall be your second wish?" the genie asked in which the man repled, " i want a hot woman in my life, who is absolutly perfect. I'm talking stunning, big boobs, loves sport and everything that i love. I'd want her to share my new wealth with me and travel the world together." The genie then snaps his fingers, which a beautiful woman magically appeared out of nowhere. The man at the bar, staring at him in disbeliefe yet completly amazed, asked him what his 3rd and final wish was? in which he replied, "an orange for a head"
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