The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.? said the officer. I'm going to a lecture. the man said. And who is going to give a lecture at this hour? the cop asked. My wife. said the man.
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