John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, Is there a problem, Officer? No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money? John thought for a minute and said, Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license. Judi, sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, Oh, don't pay attention to him -- he's just a wise guy when he's drunk and stoned. Brian from the back seat said, I told you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car! At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, Are we over the border yet?
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