The Male Stages of Life

AGE DRINK


17 beer


25 vodka


35 scotch


48 double scotch


66 Mylanta


AGE SEDUCTION LINE


17 My parents are away for the weekend.


25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend.


35 My fiancee is away for the weekend.


48 My wife is away for the weekend.


66 My wife is dead.


AGE FAVORITE SPORT


17 sex


25 sex


35 sex


48 channel surfing


66 napping


AGE DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE


17 "tongue"


25 "breakfast"


35 "She didn't set back my therapy."


48 "I didn't have to meet her kids."


66 "Got home alive."


AGE FAVORITE FANTASY


17 a winning goal after the siren


25 sex in an airplane


35 menage a trois


48 taking over the company


66 Swiss maid/Nazi love slave


AGE WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?


17 25


25 35


35 48


48 66


66 17


AGE IDEAL DATE


17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in


25 "Split the check before we go back to my place."


35 "Just come over."


48 "Just come over and cook."


66 Sex in the company jet on the way to Las Vegas.