The magic drink

A guy notices a new bar at the top of a tall building. Looking for a new place, he goes in. He sits next to a very drunk guy at the bar who turns to him immediately.
"This place has a magic drink, do you know about it?" The man responds no, but looks intrigued.
The drunk man orders a drink, downs it, and jumps out of the window and flies around the building one time before returning and sitting down.
"Wow," the man exclaims, "Can you do it again?"
Again, the drunk man downs another drink, and repeats the feat of flying around the building.

After 4 or 5 flights, the man decided that he wants to try this magic drink and fly too. He orders a drink, downs it and jumps out the window, falling to his death.
The bartender looks at the drunk man and says, "You know, you can be a real dick when you are drunk, Superman."

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